Birdy Birdy…
by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts
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Birdy birdy in the sky,
dropped a poopie in my eye.
I don’t care,
I don’t cry,
I’m just happy
that cows can’t fly!!
Didn’t I See You…
by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts
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Did I not
see you yesterday
at the mall,
with a white jacket?
No?
O, then it was
a rubbish bag
after all!
Playboy For Married Men!
by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour
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Did you hear
about the new mag
for married men
by Playboy?
It has the same pictures
month
after month
after month.
Is It Going In?!
by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages
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Tell me.
is it going in?..
yeah ..
is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..?
ahh yeh ..
den lets
try d other shoe ma’am
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I See You…
by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Break-up Texts, Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts
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Wen i look at the sun
i c u!
wen i look at the moon
i c u!
wen i look at the sea
I c u…
well
get out of my way!
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