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Honey..I’m Home!

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Q & A Text Jokes

Q:What are the 3 words
you never wanna hear
whilst making love?
A:Honey, I’m home!

Reading a Menu..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

The GOLDEN RULE
when reading a menu
in a restaurant:
If you can’t pronounce it,
you can’t afford it.

If You Can’t Be..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

If you can’t be
a good example.
You can just be
a horrible warning.