A small kid
wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”

Girl: when we get married,
i want to share all your worries,
troubles and make your burdens lighter.
boy: it’s very kind of you darling,
but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because
we aren’t married yet!

Last night ,
thinking of u,
one tear rolled out,
i asked why r u out?
Tear said there is someone
so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me
in your beautiful eyes.