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May I…

BOY : May I
hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks,
it isn’t heavy

Naked and Screaming!

Years ago
I came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
Now things have changed..
when I’m naked
somebody else does the screaming!

Make No Mistake…

Friday, April 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages

People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work
make less mistakes,
People who do no work
make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes
get promoted.