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April Fool Proposal!

Saturday, March 28th, 2009 No Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Cool Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages

Hey, U Know
Which is the best day
to propose to a girl…?
1st of April!
U Know Why??
If she accepts, you’re lucky,
otherwise simply exclaim,
“April Fool”
:-D

April Fools Go To Hell…

Friday, March 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages

When u feel sad,
to cheer up
just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Someday April Fool’s Day…

Friday, March 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages

Someday in your life,
when you wake up &
don’t see any one,
then come to me,
i’ll be there
to hold ur hand
and take you
to the EYE SPECIALIST

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