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Will You Marry Me…?

by admin on Apr.29, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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will you marry me

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.

He is going to die soon

and then I shall be very very rich.

What do you say?

She said nothing

but a week later,

she became his mother!

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May I…

by admin on Apr.28, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

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Naked and Screaming!

by admin on Apr.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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crying_baby

Years ago

i came into this world

naked & screaming

My goodness!

now things have change..

when im naked

somebody else does the screaming.

naked_man_people_screaming

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