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Will You Marry Me…?

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon
and then I shall be very very rich.
What do you say?
She said nothing
but a week later,
she became his mother!

May I…

BOY : May I
hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks,
it isn’t heavy

Naked and Screaming!

Years ago
I came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
Now things have changed..
when I’m naked
somebody else does the screaming!