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		<title>Will You Marry Me&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon
and then I shall be very very rich.
What do you say?
She said nothing
but a week later,
she became his mother!
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		<title>May I&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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BOY : May I
hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks,
it isn&#8217;t heavy
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		<title>Naked and Screaming!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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Years ago
I came into this world
naked &#38; screaming
My goodness!
Now things have changed..
when I&#8217;m naked
somebody else does the screaming!

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		<title>Make No Mistake&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work
make less mistakes,
People who do no work
make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes
get promoted.
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		<title>A Moral Story&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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A Moral Story
My girlfriend called me
saying she was alone at home.
I went there &#38; found her sister
alone in the house.
She was unbelievably sexy
than my GirlFriend.
She whispered in my ear,
&#8220;I have feelings for you, make love to me just once&#8221;
I turned around &#38; walked to the front door towards my car.
Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing [...]]]></description>
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