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April Fool… You Bitch!

Saturday, March 28th, 2009 one Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts

U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY A BITCH*

April Fools Go To Hell…

Friday, March 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages

When u feel sad,
to cheer up
just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Someday April Fool’s Day…

Friday, March 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages

Someday in your life,
when you wake up &
don’t see any one,
then come to me,
i’ll be there
to hold ur hand
and take you
to the EYE SPECIALIST