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Two Elephants..

Friday, October 31st, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts

Two elephants
went inside
a sugarcane farm,
one ate sugarcane
but the other didn’t,
why ?
- The other elephant is
Diabetic !

AbC..

Friday, October 31st, 2008 one Commented
Under: Crazy Texts

Why does B
always catch cold ?
coz It’s in between AC.

Wife Wanted..

Friday, October 31st, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes

A man advertised in a news paper,
in the matrimonial columns :
“Wanted a wife”.
And he received hundreds of letters
and they all invariably read,
“YOU CAN HAVE MINE”.

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