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Married ..Occasionally!

Friday, October 31st, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes

An actress was filling up a form
to open an account in a bank.
There was a column in the form
where one has to fill Marital status,
“Married / Single”.
And she wrote
“Occasionally Married”

Stick to Time…

Friday, October 31st, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes

One man was standing
on the top of a building,
his watch fell down,
but he went to take his watch
only after ten minutes!
Guess why?

His watch was ten minutes slow.

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