Dirty Text Messages
Naked and Screaming!
by admin on Apr.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Years ago
i came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
now things have change..
when im naked
somebody else does the screaming.

A Moral Story…
by admin on Apr.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

A Moral Story
My girlfriend called me
saying she was alone at home.
I went there & found her sister
alone in the house.
She was unbelievably sexy
than my GirlFriend.
She whispered in my ear,
“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”
I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.
Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing there
& she hugged me & said,
“U have won my trust.”
Moral:
Its always better to keep
the CoNDoMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
Naughty Santa…
by admin on Apr.23, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

A small kid
wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”

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