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Years ago

i came into this world

naked & screaming

My goodness!

now things have change..

when im naked

somebody else does the screaming.

A Moral Story

My girlfriend called me

saying she was alone at home.

I went there & found her sister

alone in the house.

She was unbelievably sexy

than my GirlFriend.

She whispered in my ear,

“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”

I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.

Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing there

& she hugged me & said,

“U have won my trust.”

Moral:

Its always better to keep

the CoNDoMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

A small kid

wrote to Santa Clause,

“send me a brother”.

santa wrote back,

“send me ur mother”