Years ago
I came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
Now things have changed..
when I’m naked
somebody else does the screaming!

A Moral Story
My girlfriend called me
saying she was alone at home.
I went there & found her sister
alone in the house.
She was unbelievably sexy
than my GirlFriend.
She whispered in my ear,
“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”
I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.
Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing [...]

A small kid
wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”