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Feeling Bored on April Fool’s Day!?

Saturday, March 28th, 2009 one Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Put your hands in
between the zip
grab hold and
take out your…
book from the bag and study.

April Fool’s Ice Cream!

Friday, March 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

I want to suck you… lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,
tat’s how u…
eat an ice cream.

!@!@!@!@!~~April Fools Day~~@!@!@!@!

Biting and Kissing…

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

Can we romance tonight?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of
kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

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