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Maths Test!

Sex is like a maths test..
Me plus u..
subtract the clothes..
add the bed..
divide the legs
and multiply the orgasms..

God I’m Coming!

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Sexy Text Messages

A teacher asked:
“Wot part of the body
goes to the heaven first?”
A child replies:
“Feet,
coz every nite
i c my mum
with her feet in the air
screamin, GOD I’M COMIN!

Love At First Sight…

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Dirty Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages

Do you believe in
love at first sight…
or
do I have to
walk by again?