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He Came…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Dirty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

He came 2 me 1 night…
explored my body…
licked-sucked-swallowed &
had his fill…
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN
MOSQUITO !!!

Who Came First…

Monday, November 10th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages

chicken and egg in bed,
chicken has head on pillow smoking.
Egg rolls over pissed off saying
“i guess we answered that question”

Make me Feel…

Monday, November 10th, 2008 one Commented
Under: Dirty Text Messages

A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off & says,
“Can any1 make me feel
like a woman b4 i die?”
So a man takes off his clothes
and says,
“Iron these!”

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