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Kiss Me Babe…

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

After a deep passionate kiss
girl whispers to the guy
kiss me once more like that
and i will be yours forever
the guy replies:
Thanks for the warning!!

Lovely Mathematics…

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Q & A Text Jokes, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Maths teacher: If you have
12 chocolates
and you give
5 to meena,
3 to teena and
4 to nina
then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
:-D

Getting Married…

Friday, February 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Getting married
is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see
what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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