Dirty Text Messages
Kiss Me Babe…
by admin on Mar.02, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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After a deep passionate kiss
girl whispers to the guy
kiss me once more like that
and i will be yours forever
the guy replies:
Thanks for the warning!!
Lovely Mathematics…
by admin on Feb.28, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Q & A Text Jokes, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Maths teacher: If you have
12 chocolates
and you give
5 to meena,
3 to teena and
4 to nina
then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
:-D
Getting Married…
by admin on Feb.27, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Getting married
is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see
what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.



