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Kiss Me Babe…

by admin on Mar.02, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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snap source: FLICKR

snap source: FLICKR

After a deep passionate kiss

girl whispers to the guy

kiss me once more like that

and i will be yours forever

the guy replies:

Thanks for the warning!!

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Lovely Mathematics…

by admin on Feb.28, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Q & A Text Jokes, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

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three girlfriends

Maths teacher: If you have

12 chocolates

and you give

5 to meena,

3 to teena and

4 to nina

then what will you get?

Student: 3 new girlfriends.

:-D

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Getting Married…

by admin on Feb.27, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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what are you having...

Getting married

is very much like

going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want,

then when you see

what the other person has,

you wish you had ordered that.

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