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Tattoo On My Knee…

Friday, February 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

A 20 yr old girl
to tattoo artist:
How much for
an animal on my knee?
Artist: Rs 500 for
Tiger, Rabbit or Lion
but Giraffe or Penguin
is free.

Best Things In Life…

Thursday, February 26th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

Food for thought:
Why to suffer
trying by all means
to become rich
and wear expensive
branded clothes,
when best things in life
we do naked.
;-)

Rich n Naughty…

Thursday, February 26th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Reverse dynamics:

When a man becomes rich
he becomes naughty
n when a woman
becomes naughty….
she becomes rich.

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