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Check What You’re Takin’ Home Mate!

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Wat a RIP OFF!
I saw a book in the store
titled: 37 Mating Positions.
I took it home,
sat in my room,
opened it.
Damn it…
It was a book on
CHESS!

Open The Zip!

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages, Teasing Texts

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands
in between the zip…
take out your…
book from your bag
and study!

Make It Right With The Wrong Ones…

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Dirty Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Hey Y’all Ladies….
it is okay to wait
for the right man
to come along but
in the meantime
you can certainly
have some fun
with the wrong ones.
;-)

snap source: INMAGINE

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