Dirty Text Messages
Check What You’re Takin’ Home Mate!
by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

snap source: INMAGINE
Wat a RIP OFF!
I saw a book in the store
titled: 37 Mating Positions.
I took it home,
sat in my room,
opened it.
Damn it…
It was a book on
CHESS!

snap source: INMAGINE
Open The Zip!
by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages, Teasing Texts

snap source: INMAGINE
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands
in between the zip…
take out your…
book from your bag
and study!
Make It Right With The Wrong Ones…
by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Dirty Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

snap source: CORBIS
Hey Y’all Ladies….
it is okay to wait
for the right man
to come along but
in the meantime
you can certainly
have some fun
with the wrong ones.
;-)
snap source: INMAGINE


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