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Check What You’re Takin’ Home Mate!

by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

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snap source: INMAGINE

snap source: INMAGINE

Wat a RIP OFF!

I saw a book in the store

titled: 37 Mating Positions.

I took it home,

sat in my room,

opened it.

Damn it…

It was a book on

CHESS!

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Open The Zip!

by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages, Teasing Texts

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snap source: INMAGINE

snap source: INMAGINE

Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands

in between the zip…

take out your…

book from your bag

and study!

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Make It Right With The Wrong Ones…

by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Dirty Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

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snap source: CORBIS

snap source: CORBIS

Hey Y’all Ladies….

it is okay to wait

for the right man

to come along but

in the meantime

you can certainly

have some fun

with the wrong ones.

;-)

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