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A husband coming……..

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

A husband coming home from a confession and
lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder.
Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

Will You Marry Me…?

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 12 Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon
and then I shall be very very rich.
What do you say?
She said nothing
but a week later,
she became his mother!

May I…

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 2 Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

BOY : May I
hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks,
it isn’t heavy

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