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Make No Mistake…

Friday, April 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages

People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work
make less mistakes,
People who do no work
make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes
get promoted.

A Moral Story…

A Moral Story
My girlfriend called me
saying she was alone at home.
I went there & found her sister
alone in the house.
She was unbelievably sexy
than my GirlFriend.
She whispered in my ear,
“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”
I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.
Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing [...]

Oh My God!

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet people are hard to find …
OH MY GOD!
how did u find me?