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Naughty Santa…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 2 Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

A small kid
wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”

Married Yet?!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour

Girl: when we get married,
i want to share all your worries,
troubles and make your burdens lighter.
boy: it’s very kind of you darling,
but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because
we aren’t married yet!

Sleepless Nights…

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
At night I do not SLEEP
because I am HUNGRY!

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