Girl: when we get married,
i want to share all your worries,
troubles and make your burdens lighter.
boy: it’s very kind of you darling,
but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because
we aren’t married yet!

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
At night I do not SLEEP
because I am HUNGRY!

Hey, U Know
Which is the best day
to propose to a girl…?
1st of April!
U Know Why??
If she accepts, you’re lucky,
otherwise simply exclaim,
“April Fool”
:-D