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Tastes Funny?

Friday, September 19th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
The first cannibal
turns to the other
and says,
“Does this taste funny to U?”

Reading a Menu..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

The GOLDEN RULE
when reading a menu
in a restaurant:
If you can’t pronounce it,
you can’t afford it.

If You Can’t Be..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

If you can’t be
a good example.
You can just be
a horrible warning.

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