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The Perfect Life!

Life should be like this:
Eye-contact on Monday,
Friendship on Tuesday,
Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on Thursday,
Fight on Friday,
Divorce on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday,
Next on Monday.

Growing Up…

How do u know
when kids start to grow up?

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and

boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!

If You Feel Lonely…

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that
u have lost everything,
i will come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 a walk
on a bridge and
show u where
to jump from.