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Growing Up…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

How do u know
when kids start to grow up?

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and

boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!

If You Feel Lonely…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that
u have lost everything,
i will come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 a walk
on a bridge and
show u where
to jump from.

Biting and Kissing…

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

Can we romance tonight?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of
kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

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