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The Perfect Life!

Monday, March 9th, 2009 one Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

Life should be like this:
Eye-contact on Monday,
Friendship on Tuesday,
Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on Thursday,
Fight on Friday,
Divorce on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday,
Next on Monday.

Growing Up…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

How do u know
when kids start to grow up?

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and

boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!

If You Feel Lonely…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that
u have lost everything,
i will come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 a walk
on a bridge and
show u where
to jump from.

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