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Growing Up…

How do u know
when kids start to grow up?

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and

boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!

If You Feel Lonely…

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that
u have lost everything,
i will come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 a walk
on a bridge and
show u where
to jump from.

Biting and Kissing…

Can we romance tonight?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of
kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”