Hilarious Text Messages
Will You Marry Me…?
by admin on Apr.29, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon
and then I shall be very very rich.
What do you say?
She said nothing
but a week later,
she became his mother!
May I…
by admin on Apr.28, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

BOY : May I
hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks,
it isn’t heavy
Naked and Screaming!
by admin on Apr.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Years ago
i came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
now things have change..
when im naked
somebody else does the screaming.


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