Before Marriage…

He: Ah! At last… I can hardly wait
She:Do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: Do you love me ?
He: Of course! Always have and always will!
She:Have u ever cheated on me?
He:No! y r u even asking?
She:Will you kiss me?
He:Every chance I get!
She:Will u hit me ?
He:Hell No! R u [...]

The rain makes
all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes
all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t
it rain
on you?

Girl ur clever,
girl ur smart,
girl ur like a work of art,
girl ur sexy,
girl ur fine,
d only thing u aint
is mine!