Dear friend!
Do you take me
2 b your lawful text mate,
2 have & 2 hold,
4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes,
in text messaging
n in poor signal,
till low battery do us part?

Paddy met Mick in the street and said,
‘Paddy, in future you should draw your bedroom curtains
before making love to your wife !’
‘Why?’ Paddy asked.
‘Because,’ said Mick,
‘all the street was sniggering
when they saw you two making love yesterday.’
Mick said, ‘Nosey buggers,
well then,
the laugh’s on them.
I wasn’t home yesterday.’