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Sleepless Nights…

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
At night I do not SLEEP
because I am HUNGRY!

Feeling Bored on April Fool’s Day!?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Put your hands in
between the zip
grab hold and
take out your…
book from the bag and study.

The Perfect Life!

Life should be like this:
Eye-contact on Monday,
Friendship on Tuesday,
Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on Thursday,
Fight on Friday,
Divorce on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday,
Next on Monday.