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Kiss Me Babe…

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

After a deep passionate kiss
girl whispers to the guy
kiss me once more like that
and i will be yours forever
the guy replies:
Thanks for the warning!!

Kisses… Kisses…

Saturday, February 14th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Dirty Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Love Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Sweet Text Messages, Valentines Day Text Messages

Kisses blown
are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses
unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs
and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me babe
coz i am vaccinated!

Defining Kiss According To…

Saturday, February 14th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Love Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Valentines Day Text Messages

What is a kiss according to:
Geometry:- “Kiss is the
shortest distance
between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is a service for which
DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY”
Physics:- “Kiss is the process of
charging up human bodies”
Computer:- “Like bodies are connected
without any DATA CABLE”

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