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Naughty Santa…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 2 Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

A small kid
wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”

Watchu Gonna Do…!

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Love Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Romantic Text Messages, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages, text me

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return text msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINE!
So Tell Me,
wat will U do?

Sleepless Nights…

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
At night I do not SLEEP
because I am HUNGRY!

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