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God Makes Beauties…

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

its difficult 2
understand GOD,
He makes beautiful women and then
He turns them into
neighbours’ Wives!

Just ABC…

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 one Commented
Under: Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Teasing Texts

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding
L – LOL
M – Mah
N – Nice
O – Ol’
P – Pal

Magical Watch…

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Sexy Text Messages

My magical watch says
you aren’t wearing any undies.
Oh, wait a minute!
You are?
It must be an hour fast!