Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon
and then I shall be very very rich.
What do you say?
She said nothing
but a week later,
she became his mother!

Years ago
I came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
Now things have changed..
when I’m naked
somebody else does the screaming!

Girl : Mom, i m in love
with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
And what is he doing?
Girl : 3 months old
And kicking happily
in my belly..