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Ladies and the Balls…

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 2 Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS

At 18 a lady is like a football,
22 men behind her,

at 28 a basketball,
10 men behind her,

at 38 a golf ball,
1 man behind her,

at 48 a TT ball,
1 man pushing her to the other.

He Came…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Dirty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

He came 2 me 1 night…
explored my body…
licked-sucked-swallowed &
had his fill…
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN
MOSQUITO !!!

Last Night…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 one Commented
Under: Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages, Weird Texts

Last night i wantd u.
needed u so badly dat it hurt.
wantd 2 taste u.
i wantd u in me
so u could work ur magic on me…
but i couldnt find u.
u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!

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