Archive for the 'Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS' Category

Growing Up…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

How do u know
when kids start to grow up?

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and

boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!

Kiss Me Babe…

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

After a deep passionate kiss
girl whispers to the guy
kiss me once more like that
and i will be yours forever
the guy replies:
Thanks for the warning!!

Getting Married…

Friday, February 27th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Getting married
is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see
what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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