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The Day We Travelled Together…

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

Do u remember the day
we travelled in a car?
I put my dog
out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

Blonde Virus…

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Dear reciever,
I’m a Blonde Virus.
I’m not so advanced,
so please delete
all ur files urself
and also help me
in spreading
by sending
this text to all.
Thank U !

Check What You’re Takin’ Home Mate!

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Wat a RIP OFF!
I saw a book in the store
titled: 37 Mating Positions.
I took it home,
sat in my room,
opened it.
Damn it…
It was a book on
CHESS!

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