Lovely Mathematics…
Maths teacher: If you have
12 chocolates
and you give
5 to meena,
3 to teena and
4 to nina
then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
:-D
Maths teacher: If you have
12 chocolates
and you give
5 to meena,
3 to teena and
4 to nina
then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
:-D
Q: What will a blonde
ask you
if you tell her
that she’s pregnant?
A: “Is it mine?”
Aren’t we forgetting
the true meaning
of Christmas?
You know…
the birth of
Santa.