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April Fool… You Bitch!

Saturday, March 28th, 2009 one Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts

U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY A BITCH*

My Dictionary…

If I were to
make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
LIAR=me!
:-)

The Day We Travelled Together…

Do u remember the day
we travelled in a car?
I put my dog
out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’