Rude SMS Texts
How Dare They…
by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

snap source: CORBIS
Today if anyone
praises U for ur
beauty,
nature,
style,
attitude…
kick them…
How dare they
fool U before
1st of APRIL !
Treating You Fair…
by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

Expecting the world
to treat you fairly
because you are good
is like expecting the bull
not to charge because
you are a vegetarian!
Opposites Attract…
by admin on Feb.23, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

snap source: INMAGINE
Well, they do say
opposite attracts…
So I sincerely ‘hope’
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and cuultured.


