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How Dare They…

by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

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snap source: CORBIS

snap source: CORBIS

Today if anyone

praises U for ur

beauty,

nature,

style,

attitude…

kick them…

How dare they

fool U before

1st of APRIL !

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Treating You Fair…

by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

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bull charging

Expecting the world

to treat you fairly

because you are good

is like expecting the bull

not to charge because

you are a vegetarian!

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Opposites Attract…

by admin on Feb.23, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

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snap source: INMAGINE

snap source: INMAGINE

Well, they do say

opposite attracts…

So I sincerely ‘hope’

you meet somebody

who is attractive,

honest,

intelligent,

and cuultured.

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