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No Matter…

by admin on Feb.23, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Weird Texts

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It's None Of Your Business

No matter

how high the sky is,

how deep the ocean is,

how strong the wind is,

how wide the river is,

I just wanna tell u…

it’s none of ur business.

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If I Was A Painter…

by admin on Feb.21, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

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If I was a painter,

you would be my painting.

If I was an author,

you would be my story.

If I was a poet,

you would be my poem.

But unfortunately

I am a psychiatrist.

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Kissing Confidence!

by admin on Feb.21, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour

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There’s a small gap

between confidence

and over-confidence.

You can kiss your girlfriend

is Confidence.

Only you can kiss your girlfriend

is Over-Confidence.

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