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Squirrels In Search Of You!

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

How to catch squirrels?
It’s simple.
Just climb a tree & sit,
Squirrels will come in search of U…
U know Y?
Coz They Love NUTS!

I Just Wanna Thank You…

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Friendship Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Weird Texts

Most of my friends are
normal,
sane,
cultured,
decent,
intellectual &
well-behaved
individuals…
Just wanna thank you
for breaking the monotony!

Where’s Your Tail!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour

Sometimes you might catch me
staring at you.
It’s not because
you are cute
but bcoz my mom told me
that devils have tails and
I’m just wondering
“where’s yours ?!”

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