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Important Announcement!

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

Good Morning…
Kindly observe SILENCE
for two minutes
in the memory of
those poor mosquitoes
who died last night
after sucking
ur blood.
Thanks.

You And Me…

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Friendship Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

Hi,
You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = Sweet
You = Cute
You = Gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = A BIG Liar!

Beautiful Rain…

Friday, January 16th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts

The rain makes
all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes
all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t
it rain
on you?

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