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Close Your Eyes…

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Flirty Text Messages, Friendship Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts

close your eyes and
think about yourself
for 30 seconds.
after 30 seconds
open your eyes
you will realize
dat you have….
wasted 30 seconds.
(so think about me)

Every Good Thing Is Priced!

Monday, January 12th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Flirty Text Messages, Friendship Text Messages, Love Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

every good thing in life
comes at a price.
So from nw onwards,
every message of mine
recieved by you
will cost A warm hug
everytime we meet . . .
so please use
a nice deodorant

Dog Next Door…

Friday, January 9th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

roses are red
violets are blue
the bulldog next door
reminds me of you!

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