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Didn’t I See You…

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts

Did I not
see you yesterday
at the mall,
with a white jacket?
No?
O, then it was
a rubbish bag
after all!

I See You…

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Break-up Texts, Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts

Wen i look at the sun
i c u!
wen i look at the moon
i c u!
wen i look at the sea
I c u…
well
get out of my way!

You Can’t Lose…

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

Someday
u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money &
even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing
u will never loose
is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose
wot u don’t have!

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