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We Regret To Inform You…

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

VERIZON regrets
2 inform u
that the network
has gone down
on everyone
except u.
We regret
2 inform u
that no one would
go down on u.
not even a network

Cool To Have Small…

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, Sexy Text Messages, Take Care SMS, Weird Texts

Today
its cool to have
small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool
to have
a small P3|\|15 too.
then you my friend
will be
THE MAN!!

Can You Believe!

Thursday, December 18th, 2008 one Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Weird Texts

[PIC CENSORED!]
Can you believe
they’re still together
after all the s***
they’ve been through?
Your bum
cheeks are stupid.

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