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A Moral Story

My girlfriend called me

saying she was alone at home.

I went there & found her sister

alone in the house.

She was unbelievably sexy

than my GirlFriend.

She whispered in my ear,

“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”

I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.

Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing there

& she hugged me & said,

“U have won my trust.”

Moral:

Its always better to keep

the CoNDoMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

I want to suck you… lick you…

wanna move my tongue all over you…

wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,

tat’s how u…

eat an ice cream.

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!@!@!@!@!~~April Fools Day~~@!@!@!@!

Maths teacher: If you have

12 chocolates

and you give

5 to meena,

3 to teena and

4 to nina

then what will you get?

Student: 3 new girlfriends.

:-D