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A Moral Story…

A Moral Story
My girlfriend called me
saying she was alone at home.
I went there & found her sister
alone in the house.
She was unbelievably sexy
than my GirlFriend.
She whispered in my ear,
“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”
I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.
Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing [...]

April Fool’s Ice Cream!

I want to suck you… lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,
tat’s how u…
eat an ice cream.

!@!@!@!@!~~April Fools Day~~@!@!@!@!

Lovely Mathematics…

Maths teacher: If you have
12 chocolates
and you give
5 to meena,
3 to teena and
4 to nina
then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
:-D