Maths Test!
Sex is like a maths test..
Me plus u..
subtract the clothes..
add the bed..
divide the legs
and multiply the orgasms..
Sex is like a maths test..
Me plus u..
subtract the clothes..
add the bed..
divide the legs
and multiply the orgasms..
A teacher asked:
“Wot part of the body
goes to the heaven first?”
A child replies:
“Feet,
coz every nite
i c my mum
with her feet in the air
screamin, GOD I’M COMIN!
I’m not
Fred Flintstone
but
i can
make
your
“BED-ROCK”!