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Tattoo On My Knee…

by admin on Feb.27, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

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tattoo-on-her-calf

A 20 yr old girl

to tattoo artist:

How much for

an animal on my knee?

Artist: Rs 500 for

Tiger, Rabbit or Lion

but Giraffe or Penguin

is free.

ubuntu tattoo for free...

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Best Things In Life…

by admin on Feb.26, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

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best things in life are done naked

Food for thought:

Why to suffer

trying by all means

to become rich

and wear expensive

branded clothes,

when best things in life

we do naked.

;-)

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Rich n Naughty…

by admin on Feb.26, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

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Reverse dynamics:

when a man becomes rich he becomes naughty

When a man becomes rich

he becomes naughty

n when a woman

becomes naughty….

she becomes rich.

when a woman becomes naughty she becomes rich

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