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Slept or Awake!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Wife asked her husband:
how many women had he slept with?
Husband proudly replies:
just you darling,
with others I was awake!!

Magical Watch…

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Sexy Text Messages

My magical watch says
you aren’t wearing any undies.
Oh, wait a minute!
You are?
It must be an hour fast!

He Came…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Dirty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

He came 2 me 1 night…
explored my body…
licked-sucked-swallowed &
had his fill…
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN
MOSQUITO !!!