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Last Night…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 one Commented
Under: Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages, Weird Texts

Last night i wantd u.
needed u so badly dat it hurt.
wantd 2 taste u.
i wantd u in me
so u could work ur magic on me…
but i couldnt find u.
u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!

Send Me…

Monday, November 10th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Sexy Text Messages, text me

Send me a text message

or else you won’t be spanked!

Bail Me…

Monday, November 10th, 2008 2 Commented
Under: Sexy Text Messages

I got arrested last night
for being in love.
Come bail me out now.
You can find me
at my house.