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Talented Women!

by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

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36-24-36

In order to get

100/100 in life,

a man requires

100% talent,

whereas a woman requires

only 4% talent &

the remaining is

only 36-24-36!

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Behind A Woman…

by admin on Feb.20, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

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satisfied man behind successful woman

Behind every successful woman,

there is a satisfied man!

successful man behind satisfied woman

But behind a satisfied woman,

there is an exhausted man…!!

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Lovely View…

by admin on Feb.20, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

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In life,

never look down

on anybody,

looking down

unless you are

getting a lovely view

of the cleavage!

scarlett-johansson-cleavage-wizard

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