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Talented Women!

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

In order to get
100/100 in life,
a man requires
100% talent,
whereas a woman requires
only 4% talent &
the remaining is
only 36-24-36!

Behind A Woman…

Friday, February 20th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages

Behind every successful woman,
there is a satisfied man!

But behind a satisfied woman,
there is an exhausted man…!!

Lovely View…

Friday, February 20th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

In life,
never look down
on anybody,

unless you are
getting a lovely view
of the cleavage!

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