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3 Meals Per Day…

Thursday, February 19th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Doctor to Lady:
U r looking
so weak and exhausted !
Are U properly taking
3 meals a day
as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God !
I heard u say
3 Males per day !

True Music Lover…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages, Weird Texts

How do u identify
a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman
singing in the bathroom,
puts his ear to the keyhole
instead of his eye!

Genuine Reason…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

A genuine reason
for having more than one
girlfriends at a time:
Monopoly is always damaging
And Competition improves service!

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