the girl you want is slipping away. hurry up & catch her before its too late !
This post was submitted by julie.

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon
and then I shall be very very rich.
What do you say?
She said nothing
but a week later,
she became his mother
This post was submitted by adrianna thomas.

Dad i aint got no time or free txt left on my phone plz leave me a pack of ciggarettes at home
This post was submitted by Samantha.